Archive for December, 2009

Fergie’s Cleavage keeps Josh in line

Fergie and Josh walked down the red carpet last night at the Los Angeles premier of her new musical Nine. Wearing a tight black low cut front dress, it was her cleavage which was the most eye catching part of her body. This was the first time the couple had made a major public appearance since a stripper from Atlanta claimed that she had a sexual fling with Duhamel. So far both Duhamel and Fergie have denied the strippers assertions.

On Wednesday night, there did not appear to be any trouble between the two. All night long, they appeared like a romantic couple holding hands. For most of the evening Duhamel even had his arms around her and also kissed her a few times on the forehead.  However, like the rest of the people and media, it appeared that he was constantly looking at Fergie’s cleavage during most of the show.

After the event, the couple appeared cozy and said that they were looking forward to the holiday season. Said Duhamel, “I am just gonna spend it with my wife and her family this year.”

So far there is no word if the stripper, Nicole Forrester, has had anything to do with Tiger Woods’!

No Comments

Oslo, Norway

Oslo, the capital of Norway is a city most famous for its banking, shipping and fishing industries. It is a major shipping center and has some of the largest shipping companies and ship brokers established in the country. Oslo, like most Scandinavian cities, is clean, eco friendly but is also one of the most expensive cities in the world. With a population of 1.4 million, this is the fastest growing city in Europe and nearly 25% of its population are other migrants, chiefly from the eastern block countries.

Oslo means “mouth of the Lo River” referring to the name of the river alna nearby. Oslo has a rich cultural history and all over the country one can see beautiful landmarks from the past. However modernization has caught up with Oslo and most slums have been erased. Oslo is a very modern city with exceptionally beautiful surrounding areas. Oslo  has some of the best parks and recreational facilities in all of Europe. However, most of Norway suffers  from congestion.

For the tourist, there is a lot to see in Oslo. The city has many museums, monuments and offers great shopping. However, Norway is extremely expensive and does not cater to the budget conscious traveler. Hotels are exorbitantly expensive and so is the food. A cup of coffee in Oslo can cost anywhere from $4-$7. An average 3 star hotel costs more than $300-$400 a night.

President Obama is on a visit to Oslo to accept his Nobel Prize, but his airfare, hotel accommodation and food are provided by the US government. For the rest of us, Norway is best viewed using the Google eye view or surfing images on yahoo.

No Comments

Playgirl to show Tiger’s “Club”

Well, this may be it for Tiger. Finally, the world will find out why he has so been good at eagling all the blondes. There is word that nude pictures of Tiger Woods are available and may be published by playgirl magazine if the pictures are authenticated. Sources from playgirl say that they have received an offer to purchase pictures of this new American Sex Star.

Yesterday Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio said, “We were approached by a third party who wanted to know our ‘interest level. Our lawyers are currently going over them, the source, the entire package.”  Daniel added that the pictures would only be bought if they are confirmed to be that of Tiger Woods.

For Tiger Woods, his world must be crumbling. Yesterday, Gatorade announced that it had now severed ties with the world’s most famous golfer who is reported to have earned over a billion dollars in his career. The majority of Woods earnings have been from lucrative financial endorsements and sponsorships.

As soon as the scandal began, Tiger immediately thanked his sponsors on his website. However, at that time it was believed that Tiger Woods had only eagled one blonde. The last count is 11 but Gatorade said that the decision to drop Woods was made a few months ago.

Yesterday, Elin Nordegren’s mother was taken to a nearby hospital and later released.It is not known if this had anything to do with the unfolding story of Tiger Woods or the size of Tiger’s “club” which is set to appear in playgirl if things go well.

No Comments

The executioner’s drug- sodium thiopental

Sodium thiopental, also known as thiopental, is one of the oldest drugs in the pharmacopeia. It was one of the first short acting sedatives used in clinical practice. The drug is classified as a brain depressant and very rarely used today because of the availability of safer and less toxic drugs.

Sodium thiopental is classified as a barbiturate and works on certain brain chemicals and induces sleep. The drug is given intravenously during general anesthesia and induces sleep within a few seconds. However, the drug rapidly undergoes distribution to other parts of the body and its effects wear off in 5-15 minutes.

Thiopental is still used in veterinary medicine to put animals to sleep. The drug is very rarely used in hospitals all over the world chiefly because much safer and effective drugs are available. Thiopental is now used in some states as a lethal injection. It is used in combination with a muscle relaxant drug like pancuronium followed by potassium. Once the individual is fast asleep, and the body relaxed, potassium chloride is injected which stops the heart. The procedure is said to be painless and complication free. In fact, the biggest problem with executing prisoners with intravenous drugs is the finding of decent veins for injecting the drug. Since physicians do not take part in executing prisoners, inexperienced people have difficulty finding veins to inject the drugs.

Thiopental has a number of side effects including a drop in blood pressure, arresting breathing and inducing coma.

Thiopental is also a frequently abused drug and usually stolen from pharmacies or from veterinarians.

No Comments

The New John Daly

While Tiger Woods has been having problems with women and getting negative media attention, John Daly has been in positive spotlight for once. Looking trim and slim like a true athlete, the new John with his colorful outfit has finally gotten rid of his belly. John Daly  has been in Australia for the past few weeks and has lost over 100 pounds following a laparoscopic banding weight loss surgery.

While at a press conference in Australia, John was in his usual talkative mood and said, “I just saw Matt Damon, how he swung a golf club, and I thought if I ever made a movie, I want him to be me,” Daly said. “The tough part is who would play me at 290 pounds. Now Kevin James, he’s my bud, but he’d be good.”

When asked what type of story line the movie would like to portray, he added, “It would just be the life; it would be the whole thing. the guts of it all. The problem is who is going to play all the ex-wives?” added Daly, who has four ex-wives.

John Daly had lap band surgery about 9 months ago and so far has done well. The problem now for John is to make sure  that he does not put the weight back on otherwise he may have to be replaced in the movie by a sumo wrestler.

Laparoscopic gastric banding does work in reducing weight, but many people do re-gain weight in the second year.

No Comments

Bryant Gumbel has Lung cancer

Bryant Gumbel, the host of “ HBO’s Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel” is being treated for lung cancer. Bryant recently underwent surgery to remove a growth in his lung. The lung mass is definitely cancerous and he is undergoing the standard cancer treatment.

Bryant Gumbel has been a long time smoker and smoking is a known risk factor for lung cancer. Bryant was a guest recently  on the “Live! With Regis & Kelly” show and talked about his cancer.

Gumbel told the viewers that he had not been feeling well and went to his doctor and subsequent work up revealed a suspicious lung mass.

Said Bryant, “They opened up my chest; they took a malignant tumor, part of my lung and some other goodies. The pathology on most of the stuff came back benign but enough aggressive cells had escaped the tumor that it warranted some treatment.”

Gumbel kept the diagnosis and treatment details private until now, “We had told a few people. We told my family, obviously,” Gumbel said. “I even kept it from my staff at ‘Real Sports. ”

Lung cancer is a leading cause of death in both men and women who smoke. The treatment of lung cancer is usually surgery combined with radiation or chemotherapy and the results overall are poor if the diagnosis is delayed. Lung cancer is a preventable disorder says the American Cancer Society.

Gumbel went on to say, “I’m OK for the time being.” He added that he will undergo more testing and follow up over the next few months and hopefully get the all clear to move on back with his life.

No Comments

Luscious Lips and the vermilion border

Lips are a fascinating part of our face. Most people tend to define lips as luscious, plump or sexy. However, medically the lips also have anatomical names like the philtrum and vermilion border. The philtrum is the canal like ridge beneath the nose and runs to the center of the upper lip. It is also a very sensitive part of the lips.

The vermilion border is the lining of the upper lips. Females usually apply lipstick and gloss to the vermilion border. Herpes simplex also tends to cause painful vesicles on the vermilion border.

Today, there are many ways to make lips look plump and luscious. There are a variety of permanent and temporary dermal fillers which can make the face look full, sexy and erotic.

The dermal fillers available are collagen and non collagen products and have to be injected into the lips. The process does hurt but the eventual result is very pleasing.

Lip enhancement is usually done as an outpatient procedure under local anesthesia. For women who are not sure what type of dermal filler to get, always go with temporary filler first. The results last a few months.

There are permanent dermal fillers which last long, but there is no ideal dermal filler. Each has it pros and cons. The cost of lip augmentation depends on the surgeon, experience and type for dermal filler.

On average one can have a pair of luscious lips for about $1,000-$2,000.

Experts in cosmetic say that all consumers should understand that lip enhancement is a elective procedure. If the surgeon is pushy, go get a second opinion.

No Comments

Tiger and the Porn star

This has been a great week for the news media but the same cannot be said for Tiger Woods. First there were none, and now there are 7 girls with whom Tiger has had some type of hanky panky while being married. The latest in line is Holly Sampson. This gorgeous 36 year porn star with a great figure claims on her webpage that she knows the size of tiger’s “Club.”

Holly is most well known for her role in soft core porn movies like “Emmanuelle” and “caught in the act.” Holly has yet to come out with all the facts but she has not denied that she knows tiger both in and out of bed.

Sources say that perhaps Holly is awaiting a visit from a lawyer to get her hush money. For Tiger, this piece of news is beyond damage control. While some may feel bad for Tiger, actually it is Elin Nordegren who has suffered the most.

Sources close to Tiger claim that he and Elin are now undergoing intense counseling to make sure that the marriage continues.

For Tiger, this means keeping his pants zipped and making eagles on the golf course and not with blondes.

No Comments

Copenhagen- Great city but expensive

Copenhagen, the capital of Denmark is a wonderful city to visit. The city also known as the “city of spires”,  has a population of about 1, million and is located on the islands of Zealand and Amager.

Copenhagen has always been ranked at the top in many aspects of life, including healthy living, culture, arts, business and being environmentally friendly. Some believe that Copenhagen is perhaps the cleanest city in Europe and Asia.

The country has a short summer season and long winters but snow falls are not common. Each of the streets in Copenhagen has its own distinct character which provides a unique view. All over the city, there are superb parks, water ways and bike lanes. The city has undergone remarkable modernization in the past two decades and is considered to be an architect’s paradise. Like most European cities, Copenhagen has its share of museums and art centers.

Copenhagen has a very strong economy which is  basically service oriented.

Copenhagen is a great city to visit if you can afford it. It has one of the highest standards of living. Many airlines fly into Copenhagen airport from Europe. The city is very tourist friendly and the public transporation system is probably one of the best in the world.

Shopping in Copenhagen is excellent provided you have the money.  Overall, everything is expensive in this glamorous city including the hotels and food.

For those on a budget, it is best to plan the trip well as Copenhagen does not cater well to the budget conscious traveler- unless you like eating a shawarma or a pizza slice everyday while you are sightseeing.

Although the country is in the EEC, the curreny in Denmark is the Krone, one euro = 7.45 kroner

No Comments

Free Sex in Denmark

Hookers in Denmark are offering free sex to all visitors who come to the climate change conference in the next few days. The controversy started when the mayor of Copenhagen, Ritt Bjerregaard, sent postcards to the major hotels warning guests coming to the conference not to frequent Danish sex workers. The cards sent out to delegates urged, “Be sustainable; do not buy sex.”

Now the prostitutes have struck back claiming that neither the mayor nor the city has any business meddling into their activities. The prostitutes have now offered free sex to anyone who presents the felonious cards.

The sex workers interest group says, “This is sheer discrimination. Ritt Bjerregaard is abusing her position as Lord Mayor in using her power to prevent us carrying out our perfectly legal job. I don’t understand how she can be allowed to contact people in this way.”

Spokesperson Susanne Moller added it is wrong and unfair that Copenhagen politicians have selected to use the UN Climate Summit as a platform for their beliefs on sex.

“But they’ve done it and we have to defend ourselves,” Møller says.

So far it is not known if the sex workers will accept rain checks for visitors who can’t make it to the conference in time for this great offer.

No Comments